You got me horny                           [Verse]

In the morning and you kno-ho-how

I try to call you - But I can't find the telephone

I sent a message

Through the Internet but it rejected ╔═══════════╗

I wrote a letter                     ║ Horny '98 ║

And I sent it with the po-ho-host    ║ Mousse T. ║

The post, it takes so long           ╚═══════════╝

So I've got to sing this song

To let you know how I feel - What's the deal, baby

And I can't wait for you

And the things you make me do

My heart is ringin' so I'm singin'

This song for you

I'm horny - Horny, horny, horny      [Chorus] (x2)

((So horny)

 I'm horny, horny, horny (…/tonight) x1)

                                           [Intro]

I searched from town to town        D7 D7 D7 G

But I can't find my boo-hoo-hoo

I got so desperate                     [Link] (x4)

That I sent a rocket to the moon    Cm  Cm  D7 G

In New York City

Someone said they saw you singin' the blues

But it was a man from Nowhere Land

That looked like you

                                          [Bridge]

I will keep searchin' on          (Cm Cm Cm Cm x3)

This feeling's much too strong     Cm Cm D7 G

My heart is ringin' and I'm singin'

This song for you - (For you, for you x2)

[Chorus] (x1~2) (…/…/) (x2)   [Link] (x3)

[Verse - Part #2 - Bridge]  [Chorus] (x2) [Link]

(Horny, horny - Horny, horny, horny x4)